Better Cities:The Ungrateful Knight

Book Information The Ungrateful Knight
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The Ungrateful Knight

A lesson about paying one's debts.

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A king and queen ruled in one city.

The queen had lovely breasts, which were greatly desired by a famous knight.

He really wanted to kiss them.

And then one day he asked the court magician if he could help him fulfill this desire.

The mage agreed, but said that it would cost the famous knight 1000 septims. The knight agreed without hesitation.

The mage went to his laboratory and prepared a liquid that caused itchy skin. Then he quietly made his way into the queen's chambers and applied this liquid to her majesty's bra.

The next day, the queen felt very bad: she did not know what to do with herself - her breasts itched so badly. She complained to the king, and the king immediately sent for the mage.

The mage, having examined the queen, said that this was a very strange case and only the saliva of the famous knight could help.

The king sent for the knight, who licked the queen's breasts for half an hour.

The knight's joy knew no bounds - his cherished desire came true.

The next day, the mage came for his fee, but the knight drove the mage away without giving him a penny.

The mage could not go to complain to the king.

But the mage was not upset: the next evening he treated the king's undergarments with magic liquid...

And the monument to the famous knight still stands in front of the castle for the edification of descendants.