Online:Biro-dar

Biro-dar
Location	Player Housing
Race	Khajiit	Gender	Male
Health	39,959
Reaction	Friendly
Other Information
Faction(s)	Thieves Guild

Biro-dar

Biro-dar is a Khajiit houseguest. He is currently available in the Crown Store for 015001,500 .

Furnishing

Don't let Biro-dar's appearance deceive you! He's not your average scholar. In fact, he makes for an entertaining and trouble-prone guest. After adding Biro-dar to your home, you can set him on a path, plus you and your visitors can speak with him.

Biro-dar

Biro-dar Furnishing
Type	Houseguest
Acquired From	Crown Store
Price	015001,500

Dialogue

When you speak to him, he will say one of the following:

"This one has never stolen a thing in his life, no matter what else you may have heard."

"Ah, this one intended to tidy up, but the day just slipped away. Moon-sugar, what can one do?"

"This one is shocked—shocked!—to have come into some gold recently. Scholarship pays, it seems.
Dinner is on Biro-dar!"

"Why are these histories so boring? This one hoped to spend the day reading about exciting times, but these are full of nothing but political facts and figures. Makes Biro's head hurt!"

"There may have been a small misunderstanding with the local guard this morning.
If anyone asks, tell them that Biro-dar was at home the entire day, yes?"

"It may not seem like Biro-dar works very hard, but appearances can be deceptive. This one is a very diligent scholar!
Biro even visited the library. Once. About a month ago. Or was it two?"

"Enough with the books already! Even a scholar must exercise his other muscles occasionally.
Hmm, this one wonders what Tara the Nimble is up to right now."

"Have you seen Tara the Nimble, the tavern dancer? She would be happy to come over for—er, book club. Yes. Book club."

"A little moon-sugar might help make all this reading more interesting, yes? Alas, this one is all out of moon-sugar."

"Would it be too much to ask for people who write books such as these to include more illustrations?
Ah, for culture and context, of course."

"There may have been a small incident at the merchant's shop today.
Biro-dar had nothing to do with it, of course. This one studied without pause all day long. All day. Certainly, Biro never left this house. Not even once."

"Biro hoped one of these dusty tomes would provide us with the location of a lost ancient treasure. But no such luck. How is this one expected to recover relics without more information?
For posterity, of course."

"This one needs a distraction from his studies. The books, they contain so many words!
Biro has an idea! Entertainers! Just the thing to lift the cloud of boredom that hangs over Biro like a shroud! Do you know any?"

"Biro-dar would love to explain the point of his studies, but fears you would find it all terribly boring. And quite beyond your current level of comprehension.
This one often finds it beyond his comprehension as well, so don't feel bad."

"Sometimes scholars disappear for hours on end. To look for books and such things, of course.
Do not be concerned if Biro isn't here the next time you look. This one has scholarly pursuits to … pursue."

"There might have been a misinterpretation of this one's intentions today. At the savings and loan. With the banker.
That was definitely not Biro's hand. In the vault drawer. With his fingers around a fistful of gold. Not in the least."

"There might have been a misinterpretation of this one's intentions today. At the market. With the baker.
Who knew they expected actual payment for their wretched moon-sugar cakes? They should thank Biro for taking them off their hands, yes?"

"A party—that is what this place needs! No, no, a banquet! With dancers and wine and cakes and minstrels!
Surely, you must have something you want to celebrate, yes? If not, Biro will think of something."

"Biro-dar urges caution, my friend. This one has it on good authority that a cutpurse operates in this very neighborhood.
How does this one know? Well … Biro is a scholar, yes?"

If your character is a member of the Thieves Guild:

"Ah, guild-mate! Do you happen to know of a good fence nearby? Biro has some … scholarly research he needs to unload and would like to not be unduly cheated."

"Ah, always good to meet another … scholar. You know, a scholar, yes? And by scholar, Biro means a comrade in the Thieves Guild. But we should never mention that name."

"Guild-mate! Good to see you! Have you heard of any heists … er, historic expeditions … er, that need a clever thief … er, scholar—gah!
Subterfuge is hard, yes?"