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Kindly Contrivers Notes
ID 3647
Collection Gold Coast Tomes
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Kindly Contrivers Notes
The minutes of a meeting of the Kindly Contrivers of Clavicus Vile

Note: the note is only present when the cove is inhabited by the Kindly Contrivers of Clavicus Vile.


Minutes of the Biweekly Conclave of the Kindly Contrivers of Clavicus Vile, Abanas Smeed reporting.

Eight o'clock: Meeting called to order.

Eight o'one: Meeting called to disorder.

Eight o'five: Shouting subsides.

Eight o'six: First point of order brought before the Conclave, devise appropriate response to the village of Sundercliff's plea for new farming implements before First Seed.

Eight Thirty: Discussion interrupted by unruly fidgeting. You know who you are.

Eight Forty: Fooligan excused to address embarrassing rash. Breakthrough reached in Sundercliff dilemma.

Nine o'clock: Sundercliff proposal brought to vote.

Nine o'five: Sundercliff proposal accepted by majority vote.

Nine Fifteen: Jeering of opposing voters subsides.

Nine Seventeen: Second point of order brought before the Conclave, progress report of cursed soul stone research.

Nine Thirty: Opening haranguing concluded.

Nine Thirty-One: Report started.

Nine Thirty-Two: Report concludes, no significant progress made.

Nine Fifty-Five: Disparaging remarks brought to a close.

Ten o'clock: Moment of pouting silence concludes.

Ten o'one: Third point of order brought before the Conclave, lunch.

Ten Thirty: Consensus on food-like items could not be reached.

Ten Thirty-One: Break suggested, libations uncorked.

Eleven o'clock: Consensus reached that cask may have been a little off. Bedlim excuses himself to engage in a laughing fit.

Eleven o'five: Horrific instance of mass retching takes place.

Eleven Thirty: Mallein loudly proclaims that she wishes she had never been born.

Eleven Thirty-One: Proclamation passes unanimously.

Eleven Fifty: Attendees scrape together five hundred pieces of gold for an offering.

Eleven Fifty-Nine: Lunch consensus reached.

Noon: Conclave adjourns to prepare offering.