User:It's a Teddy Lich!

                             The EVIL that is McDoogle's

Dark-Heart: Holy potatoes! It's a big, fat, ugly Teddy Lich! *Summons own teddy lich* Take that, fatty! *Casts Immolating blast*

Random NPC: WHY... WON'T... YOU... DIE, you fat teddy Lich!

Raminus Polus:I've got it! *Casts level 30+ Fingers of the Mountain* W-WWW-What... it's not dead! *Collapses from lack of Fatigue*

Random Guard: It's all over lawbre--- *Is cut off and dies from Teddy Lich's Stuffing of Doom Greater Power*

Teddy Lich:*In Azuras voice* Mwahahahah! Foolish mortals! I will rule all of Cyrodil, and then Tamriel itself! *Casts Massive Legion of Evil (a.k.a. McDoogle's) on the world* Now all citizens of the world if Tamriel will be slaves to the almighty Teddy Lich, King of all Undead.

Night Mother:*comes up behind Teddy Lich and stabs it in it's fat, McDoogle's cholestoral filled heart* No, I will rule this foolish land of Tamriel!

Bellamont: Stop this foolishness. I will KILL your Night Mother and the Teddy Lich.

Teddy Lich:*lays dying on the floor* My fat fast food will make all of Tamriel's citizens 1,211 pounds and be too fat to live. I will hire a personal trainer and make fun of those who weigh 1,120 pounds more than I, the TEDDY LICH!